Hello everyone I know I haven't blogged in a while... 5 months or so I don't know anyway I just wanted to let you know to add and check out theforeignshak.blogspot.com it is my uh..."summer blog" I hope you enjoy and I'll try and blog more on this one as well-

Kudos Costa

So I'm sure many of you have seen the sign reading: "Coming soon Cafe Rio!" Yeah the one about two blocks from Costa Vida... I don't know how I feel about it, I mean anywhere they put it in Cedar its gonna be a pretty competitive resturaunt with Costa Vida right? Well those are my thoughts on the selected placement.

Well a couple weeks ago my mom was at Costa Vida trying to figure out what she wanted that day and couldn't decided. The C.V. worker said "What can I get for you?" My mom being the most indecisive person ever shouts out "Crap!" 'cause she honestly couldn't decide. In returns to that the Costa worker said "Oh well in that case you'll have to wait for Cafe Rio to open!"

Hahaha Kudos to you C.V. worker. Let everybody know about your bitterness to the incoming Cafe Rio

Lil' ones

I wonder if she saw any chinchillas-

I love kids. Really they say the funniest things.
I was privelaged to stay the night with my sister and her 5 kids and can I just say it was lovely.

Some of my favorite quotes keep in mind I was there one day:

"Stop pouring milk in your eye!" (Why would you ever need to use that sentence?!?!?)

"I was a little apprehensive at first, but it turned out alright so I guess it was a good growing experience for me." (That was a 7 yr old in regards to the sleepover party she just had)

"My favorite animal is a chinchilla." (a what...?)

Well those are the top 3 I'd have to say- In short I think kids are great :)
Anyway I got to go the 4 year old needs the computer to check on his webkinz.

This is my nephew who is kicking me off the computer... Really? haha

Fact or Fibula

Haha first of all how gay is this title? (Oh my bad what is it were suppose to be saying now-a-days, My title is Emily and Julia- I don't know I'll knock it off)

Okay so two and a half weeks ago I broke my leg, my fibula to be exact, playing some ball, trippin' on curbs, being the clutz that I am. Let me tell you how horrible crutches are and I'm sorry for anybody who has ever or will ever be on them. I just wanted to express my hatred for them, no more stairs, hills, walks, even showers. :( The only comfort I have in this is my little brother has the constant need to one up me. So he went out on his long board and crashed breaking his elbow AND his hand :) Thanks Chub for making me realize I really don't have it THAT bad.
But the good news is I went and saw the doctor again for a friendly little check up and I'm healing nicely so I get to be off crutches and hobble along in a boot YAY ME!

This boot leads me into my next little story. So I get bored pretty easily and I have my trustee sidekick Zoie to tag along and be bored with me, so one enjoyable evening we were extra bored and went to check out redbox- While paroozing the movies we realized that there was nothing good to watch so instead we sat our gimpy butts down on the grocery stores display patio bench. While enjoying our people watching I saw a fellow "boot wearer" So being the friendly person I am I commented her nice boot thinking she would see mine and get a nice laugh. INSTEAD I got quite possibly the meanest look I have ever recieved. She looked at me like I had just told her she had an ugly baby or something... Really???

Buenos Dias!

So here I am on Blog numero 2 and its only been a few short months later.

If your wondering what sparked this sudden interest of blogging...again... let me tell you about the morning I had. Here it is 10 am I'm in the middle of my deep sleep when I was rudely awoken by G (my rude black friend) She wanted to use me for my camera and the wonderful pictures I am capable of taking. So she made me get out of bed and get ready to go to the library.

When we got to the library and unfortunate for her we couldn't find the pictures we had taken of our awesome trip to St. Geezy. So instead we decided to improve my blogspot so here I am...

Maybe I will tell you about our trip. So we started off pretty late on our trek to St. George. We were going to hit up the mall which closes at 9 and then go play laser tag or something we didn't really know. Well we went to the mall and let me tell you I am an awesome salesman. G didn't know if she wanted to get the shoes she LOVED there or just wait to order them online. But then after the salesman working that day were useless I decided to step up and make them a sale. I mean they were only going to be open about 10 more mins. Yeah, I ended up talking her into buying her awesome shoes at the store and not waiting and guess what: they ended up being on a store discount so lucky her... So in short I am a good salesman so who knows maybe one day if I apply myself I'll be selling shoes at th

These are the ones she went with however hers look better they are black silver and white. But for some stupid reason footlocker.com has blocks so none of their pictures could be copied... hmmm wonder why?

Anyway after leaving the mall that closed at 9 on a friday yes... We went to lasermania and tagged it up; with a bunch of kids that obviously play every weekend or maybe every night they arent having dungeon and dragons parties I'm not sure. Needless to say I was the low scorer and I got shunned by everybody else for not killing enough people but you know what... I had fun! So Give it up for Lasermania.

Okay most importantly I would like to give credit to Annie since she is who introduced me to this. So thank you Annie.

As you may know I work at a high school, some days I have NO clue why.
For example yesterday I ran, literally ran, to catch a school bus. I'm 20 years old a freakin' grown ass woman, you might wonder why catch a bus? Well... I own a car yes, however lets just saw VW might as well stand for Very Weak.

A couple days ago I went to your local mav. to gas up but my gas flap wouldn't open. So here I am lookin' like an incompetent female trying to gas up. Thankfully some guy who was there came to my assistance but he couldn't figure it out either. So now what... a car with no gas and no way to get gas into it. This may seem like quite a problem but don't worry its just one of MANY! So yes, I did what anyone else would do, caught a ride to school (high school) naturally my ride was running, "just a lil' late."

Anyway after boarding this school bus full of immature, hyper, high school punks- I mean kids. I heard a few shall I say random quotes I find blog worthy;

1. "The only reason I didn't want Obama to win was because I didn't want his daughters to be fatherless after he gets assassinated." Now that's a great way to support our countries new president don't you think?
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2. "Hannah Montana makes me want to hit a baby in a face with a crow bar" I don't even know what to say about this one, I mean seriously?

You see its days like these that make me wonder WHY?
Don't get me wrong I like my job most of the time, I mean its basically getting paid to go to high school. Trust me the 5th year is definitely the best for any of you people out there considering it.

Well after All That, I'm out...